(fuuuu i just woke up and chatzy is dead)
(fuuuu i just woke up and chatzy is dead)
The man she loves rejects her then leaves, and what does Eowyn do? She doesn’t cry into her Cherry Garcia, she gets up the next morning and armors up to FIGHT A WAR. Oh, but women aren’t allowed to fight, Theoden says. FUCK YOU THEODEN, I’M GOING TO PUT ON THIS HELMET AND KILL EVERYTHING THAT SUCKS. Namely, the fucking Witch King of the Nazgul, who NO MAN COULD KILL BUT NO PROBLEM BECAUSE I’M EOWYN AND I AM NO MAN SO I’M JUST GONNA STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE NOW.
Sit down, Bella Swan.
FUCK YOU THEODEN, I’M GOING TO PUT ON THIS HELMET AND KILL EVERYTHING THAT SUCKS.
^this forever
ALL OF THIS
OMG. Which is why she is the best fucking character in the entire LOTR series. Move over Arwen (all you fucking did was sew a banner), Eowyn is boss.
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for the record i like arwen too